Breakfast in bed

When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.

Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.

by Chance334 January 31, 2014

Breakfast in bed

Morning after pill

Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!

by dnysgrl4eva June 05, 2011

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle April 29, 2007

breakfast in bed

After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.

I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.

by lucasdailey February 09, 2006

Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop February 04, 2018

breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

by MikeD3 June 20, 2007