Definitions by E&A

Crotch beans 

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

Crotch beans by E&A February 26, 2019

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

breakfast in bed by E&A July 16, 2008

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

breakfast in bed by E&A July 16, 2008