"dog's breakfast," which has been British slang for "a complete mess" since at least the 1930s. While no one took the time to write down the exact origin of the phrase, the allusion involved seems to be to a failed culinary effort, perhaps a burned or botched omelet, fit only for consumption by the mouth of last resort, Fido. As a vivid figure of speech meaning something so fouled up as to be utterly useless, "dog's breakfast" can cover anything from a play plagued by collapsing scenery to a space mission ruined by a mathematical error. "Dog's dinner," which seems to have appeared around the same time, means exactly the same sort of disaster, but has the advantage of being attractively alliterative. Both phrases are heard occasionally in the U.S., but are more common in the U.K. and Commonwealth countries.

That bedroom looks like a dog's breakfast. Clean it up man!

dog's breakfast by jorgepj September 16, 2006

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Whore's Breakfast

A cup of coffee and a cigarette.

Stacy woke up early and had quick whore's breakfast before heading to work.

Whore's Breakfast by Grobb Johnson July 7, 2008

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Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.

I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.

Pascal's Breakfast by Free Martian May 31, 2019

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truckie's breakfast

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.

I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.

truckie's breakfast by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006

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