breadophile

someone that has the sudden urge to rape a loaf of bread and is arrested for it

That sick fuck was arrsted for having sex with a loaf of sour dough and was labeled a breadophile

by Joe Busey August 22, 2009

Breadophile

A person who has great love for bread

I'm a proud breadophile

by Air~Say May 27, 2021

breadophile

men and (or) woman (typically niggas) who touch little amounts of money ~ sy

“that man is a breadophile #brokeahhnig”

by inflict November 28, 2022

Breadophile

One who is sexually aroused by bread and/or pastry and grain products.

Mike: "Jesse is such a Breadophile. I saw him doing things to that baguette that cannot be unseen."

by theonewhodefineswords February 17, 2010

Beardophile

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

Beanophile

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

Brettophile

A male from Dundalk who goes head over heels for any female ranging from the ages 4-14.

Hey look over there its the Brettophile.

by Aworriedfriend February 27, 2011