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Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
Breaded Bread by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021

Breaded Bread

A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.
Breaded Bread by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021

Breaded Genius 

someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
Usually associated with making videos and student council related activities.
Man I felt so dumb when I met Ironwood High School's student council.

Yeah I know right? They're a bunch of breaded geniuses!

I wish I was a breaded genius like those kids David Mayer, Darrell Perez and Matt Johnson.
Breaded Genius by dmayes123 May 19, 2011

breaded like bimbo

when a person has money or is on a payroll

also considered to be a person who has so much money he has some to lend
michael: yu got money?
luis: bro, im breaded like bimbo..of course i do.!

the breaded chicken 

The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in
"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"

Breaded Lobster 

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!