Going brangling again tonight Jemmons?
I did a lot of hardcore brangling last night at frat village.
I brangled myself a stable of bros.
I did a lot of hardcore brangling last night at frat village.
I brangled myself a stable of bros.
by Mark Lash March 30, 2011
Get the Brangling mug.Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
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by BRizzau May 19, 2006
Get the stair-banging mug.A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
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Get the bringing the midpack to the function mug.This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.
"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."
by TheKStreck September 21, 2012
Get the Banging Down a Stiff Lucy mug.When some type of food is dope freshness. It's when you just love the food that you are eating. Usually when it's delicious or looks bad ass.
Jesse: Let me eat a cookie SAAAN!
Jeana: Sure " a cookie "
Jesse: Oh my God! This is banging like a biscuit SAAAN!
* Jesse does the cookie dance *
Jeana: Sure " a cookie "
Jesse: Oh my God! This is banging like a biscuit SAAAN!
* Jesse does the cookie dance *
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