Brangling 

The art of wrangling yourself up bros, largely from fraternities.

Going brangling again tonight Jemmons?

I did a lot of hardcore brangling last night at frat village.

I brangled myself a stable of bros.

Brangling by Mark Lash March 30, 2011

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

stair-banging 

An act described as a rough humping on a flight of stairs.

In "A History of Violence" Viggo Mortensen got some hot steamy stair-banging.

stair-banging by BRizzau May 19, 2006

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy 

This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.

"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy by TheKStreck September 21, 2012

Banging like a biscuit 

When some type of food is dope freshness. It's when you just love the food that you are eating. Usually when it's delicious or looks bad ass.

Jesse: Let me eat a cookie SAAAN!

Jeana: Sure " a cookie "

Jesse: Oh my God! This is banging like a biscuit SAAAN!

* Jesse does the cookie dance *

Banging like a biscuit by Hannah Dope Freshness March 15, 2013