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Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.
Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.
by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016
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brandon’s dick

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock
by Boba black May 4, 2018
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branden's dick

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.
Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!
by GIIQ October 25, 2010
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Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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