Brainglitch

Then your brain has a random thought that could only pop up in a pedophiles mind. Usually includes rape, kidnapping, free candy, white vans or small children age of 5-10 and then you think to yourself, what the hell am I thinking, fixing the glitch.

{Example of Brainglitch}

Brain: That girl, she's alone. Nobody would notice if I...
You: WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING?

Brainglitch by ThatRandomPedo May 31, 2014

brain glitch

A temporary spacing out, or lapse in judgement where one makes an error in thought or analysis.

He answered much more difficult trivia questions, but when asked the answer to 9 squared, he had a brain glitch.

brain glitch by Raoul_16 July 21, 2008

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brain glitch

Brain glitch

When your decides to stop working and flip the fuck out.

Bella is having a brain glitch.

Brain glitch by Peenlord April 14, 2019

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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