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Brain Lag 

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.
EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
Brain Lag by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022
The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.
Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."
brain-lag by Adam Schilling July 16, 2008
What an amazing person! Her tiktok account posts brain-tickling theories, and she's super funny. W account.
Person 1: Have you seen the new theory from brain.lag?
Person 2: Yeah, she must have a lot of free time!
brain.lag by Bungou Gay Dogs March 16, 2022
Brain.lag is a tiktoker that makes everyone cry with their sad bungo stray dogs headcannons/scenarios. brain.lag is very famous. Brain.lag has millions of followers on tiktok (manifesting this)
“Have you seen that new video from brain.lag?”
“Yeah, it made me cry”
Brain.lag by MotherKiri April 18, 2022

My brain just lagged

The word you say when you see or hear something so confusing that you spend a literal 10 seconds to process what just happened.
Friend: But why where we need this that or something fool consequences?
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.
My brain just lagged by The7Guy November 12, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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