Box of Wine

A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.

Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine?
Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08.
Bro: But, you're not white.
Me: Dag, yo.

by funk potato September 04, 2009

box of wine

BOW- Box o Wine. It's pronounced just like the word, but normally written in all caps.

Come one over, I've got some BOW (box of wine).

by -A March 14, 2007

Box wine

Vaginal bleeding women get once every month.

1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"

2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"

by JennyTerror February 05, 2014

boxed wine

Cheap, mass-produced wine that comes in a box, the kind of wine you would drink to get drunk rather than enjoy the taste.

I went to a college party last night, and I got drunk off of boxed wine.

by UnluckyCollegeKid January 30, 2017

Boxed Wine

It, alongside cheap make-up, is what Miley Cyrus is made of.

You know what you are made of Miley?! Cheap make-up and boxed wine.

by MildrednBalinda July 09, 2009

box wine

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.

"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

by jake March 14, 2005