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box head 

A Swede.
The original box heads were Swedes, and others such as Albanians or Russians are merely Johnny-come-latelys to the group.
Have you ever noticed how Swedes have heads shaped like boxes? That must be why they are called box heads.
D'oh.

I drive a boxy Volvo because I am a box head.
box head by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006
Words you can keep

box head 

term used to describe someone from a country like russia or albaina or kosavo, also see square head
get-up box head... or 'did you see that fucking box head'
box head by aidan and barry October 25, 2003

Box Head 

1) A rare condition where one's skull resembles a square(predominantly with a completely flat top) rather than the normal human head, which is oval shaped.This generally occurs in rednecks, due to lack of diversity in the gene pool.

2) An insult, used to mock people with the condition described in definition 1).
John: Wow Peter, I never noticed how oddly shaped your head is!

Peter: Deh

or

Gary: LOL way to trip walking up the stairs Rus, you Box Head.

Russell: Stop making fun of me, I hate you so much.
Box Head by ilovehamsters69 January 17, 2010

Ashton Box Head

It’s when Ashton uses his box head an bangs it up against Nathan’s tight booty cheeks till he screams eyyhayy
Hi I’m Ashton Box Head an I accept this message.
Ashton Box Head by LoosyPoosy October 13, 2020

Adventures of Box Head

A short funny YouTube Series By Box Head
I love Adventures of Box Head! Its SO funny!

head box 

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied
I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!
head box by phil June 22, 2004

head box 

While playing XBOX your girlfriend or wife gives you a blow job
I was playing Halo 2 and I hey Amelia said, I need some Head Box, and you better swallow this time bitch!
head box by d-unit April 19, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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