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bowl winder

a shit in a toilet bowl that wraps around the perimeter of the toilet, yet still leaving a gaping hole in the middle
after eating all that meatloaf i produced a crucial bowl winder
by bwhaha July 25, 2003
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Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.
"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2
by I-CUP May 25, 2018
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bowlwinder

A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.
Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.
by JayDub October 1, 2004
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