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bowditch 

the best last name in the world.
dallas bowditch
clare bowditch
two amazing human beings
bowditch by dallaslea February 6, 2008
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Bowditch 

1) A painful fungal growth on the inside of a person's eyelids, usually accompanied with painful discharging of blue pus. Highly contagious.

2) A small mammal found predominantly in South Wales valleys, notable for its large eyes and bushy tail. Nests mainly in dark and damp ditches.
1) "I caught Bowditch from John. It's so painful. I've just been to the doctor and he prescribed me some penicillin".

2) "The Bowditch is a secretive creature, famed for its short lifespan and prodigious libido".
Bowditch by Ingus Parlance June 23, 2009
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bowditch 

Someone who likes to bend over on the edge of roads whilst, physically, sexually and emotionally degrading themselves.
Did you see John next to the old road near the farm? He was being such a bowditch
bowditch by truthspeaker123+321 November 18, 2011

bowditch 

To graciously invite, then only to dupe.
renege
iPhone Subscriber: It said no upfront fee, then they charged me double the monthly rate on the second month!

Citizen: The ole bait and switch!

iPhone Subscriber: Real Bowditch!
bowditch by Genesis Adam December 1, 2010

Tom Bowditch 

An alpha male who is a massive nerd at school but good at punching things.
Holy shit its Tom Bowditch, lets get out the way so his alpha can shine.
Tom Bowditch by Matthew EC February 2, 2023

Bowditchin' 

bowditchin'
another word for moss'
meaning 'chillin'
example:

jake: ohh heeey whats up ?

frank:nothing just bowditchin'. youuu ?
Bowditchin' by braaaaad July 24, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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