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Bowditch
1) A painful fungal growth on the inside of a person's eyelids, usually accompanied with painful discharging of blue pus. Highly contagious.
2) A small mammal found predominantly in South Wales valleys, notable for its large eyes and bushy tail. Nests mainly in dark and damp ditches.
2) A small mammal found predominantly in South Wales valleys, notable for its large eyes and bushy tail. Nests mainly in dark and damp ditches.
1) "I caught Bowditch from John. It's so painful. I've just been to the doctor and he prescribed me some penicillin".
2) "The Bowditch is a secretive creature, famed for its short lifespan and prodigious libido".
2) "The Bowditch is a secretive creature, famed for its short lifespan and prodigious libido".
Bowditch by Ingus Parlance June 23, 2009
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bowditch
Someone who likes to bend over on the edge of roads whilst, physically, sexually and emotionally degrading themselves.
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iPhone Subscriber: Real Bowditch!
Citizen: The ole bait and switch!
iPhone Subscriber: Real Bowditch!
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