A very complicated process of ranking both a girls, hottness, overal performance and craziness in bed, and personality, and the likelihood of doing it with her on a giant bouncy slide.
If a girl is unwilling to wear handcuffs her bouncebility rating is greatly lowered.
Also size and weight are also taken into account the smaller they are the higher they bounce on the slide
Furthermore how much whipped cream you can put on her without her telling you its too much is also taken into account... Also how the taste of whipped cream off of her is also taken into account.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.