When you're having sexual intercourse with a female and the pussy is just too dry so you snot rocket onto your dick to create a lubricant. This could be done before insertion or during it depending on how good your aim is.
"Hey Bill I saw you take that dimepiece home last night. how did it go?"
"She had some whack ass pussy so I had to give her a boogie dick"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.