i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.

I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?

by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023

bought a shot

Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.

Your dumb ass just bought a shot

by CaanHammertime February 2, 2018

i bought this bish

when you buy somthing and its yours

fuck you! i bought this bish

by hippieCrack July 14, 2016

Bought me

When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought

Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me

by Xsparky August 26, 2022

Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).

Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.

by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

Frequently Bought Together

A description for two people whose connection is strong but cannot be easily labeled. You cannot tell if they're attracted to each other, if they're ride or die friends, or just two crackheads who you tend to see together.

Avery: Have you've seen seen Brayden? He has my keys and I can't find him!
Olivia: Well, he and Kit are frequently bought together. If he's anywhere, he's probably in the basement with them

by Recreational Spreadsheets May 3, 2022