Bottom Seater
A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.
I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.
Bottom Seater by The Peacock July 27, 2010
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