Boswell Band Of Gold

One of the hardest working bands I have ever seen, believe it or not.. Band takes displine, time managment, and a lot of work! We have been to state a few times, and are definetly advancing. Regardless of what anyone says.. ONCE, A Band Of Gold remember always a band of gold member.. No matter what uniform you wear :)

Guy 1: Hey, see that band! That's what Dedication is
Guy 2: YEAH! BOSWELl BAND OF GOLD..I like their uniforms too (; and there state badges ':D
Guy 1 : I wish I was one of them... IF ONLY!

Boswell Band Of Gold by UnknownByTheKnown September 22, 2011

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Boswell Band of Gold

Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Boswell Band of Gold by FuzzysTacos July 24, 2011

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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