Boston sports fans

People who support the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and/or Eagles (as in Boston College Eagles).

Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level.

Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan.

Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans).

On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!"

Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.

Boston sports fans in action:

Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning!
Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl?
Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season!
Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time.
Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?

Boston sports fans by can't think of one January 10, 2009

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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