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boston marathon 

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.

"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
boston marathon by Robosalt December 9, 2008
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Boston Marathon 

When one drinks excessive amounts of Iced Tea (to honor those who threw tea into the harbor in boston) and when said participant has to use the bathroom, they proceed to run from urinal to urinal peeing nonstop in each one.
Bob drank three gallons of iced tea during the movie and celebrated when he discovered the theater bathroom empty by running a "Boston Marathon"

Boston Marathon 

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.
"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"

Boston Marathon 

When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.
I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026