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Borneo Beach Frisbee 

Also known as BORNEO BEACH CRAZY MEGA SUPER TOTALLY AWESOME FRISBEE. The rules are:
Playing field consists of 2 Zones, each are 20’ by 20’ (400sq ft) with 20-30’ separating both Zones
Each side starts with 1 Frisbee, and at a 1,2,3 countdown they both “serve” or throw to each other
The objective is to get the Frisbee to land in your opponents Zone before they can catch it
If you touch the Frisbee and it lands outside the Zone, it is your penalty, and a point goes to your opponent
You can, if you wish, catch a throw that is outside your zone, but you risk leaving your zone open

If one side catches the Frisbee earlier (or faster) then they should endeavor to throw it back into the opponent’s zone. If there are 2 Frisbee’s in your zone at 1 time, your opponent gains 1 point
If you have 2 Frisbee’s in your Zone, you must hand one to your opponent and restart a countdown. For every 10 seconds it takes to give a Frisbee to your opponent, you lose a point
If you do not catch a Frisbee that is in your zone, your opponent gains a point
If you throw outside the zone, your opponent gets a point and you must retrieve it. If it takes more than 15 seconds to get the Frisbee, return to your zone and throw, your opponent gets 5 points
Games are 50 minutes long
Sides switch at 25 minutes
Each side has 5 30-second time outs. Each time you use a time out, you lose a point.
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