Bootnosed

A signifier added to the term 'cunt' where this refers to a deliverer of building materials (see definition) or public delivery or taxi driver. Meaning hardnosed or just plain bloody minded, the Bootnosed Cunt is a miserable complaining bastard best suited for long distance transport.

Cunt: Bollocks to that, youre stitching me up cos it's fucking Friday again... I'm going home.
Gentleman: Fine, fuck you, you bootnosed cunt!

Bootnosed by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

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Brownosed

When you have to sneeze while still holding toilet paper (which of course contains shit) and you forget you're holding it so it ends up wiping your nose.

Dude, did you just get brownosed?

Oh crap, checks in the mirror looks like I did.

How the fuck did you not notice the stench?

Brownosed by AllexTDR January 9, 2010

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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