boonstra

A almost bald principle, with a faggot and abusive son, that can suck my cock!

Porno, while fucking the boonstras

by Fuck the Boonstra family June 16, 2011

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boonstaveral

A homeless aboriginal grandmother

"You are not invited to my party because your girlfriend is a boonstaveral"

by Matt La August 30, 2006

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Bootstrap Bill

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.

Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.

by BillBobGates August 21, 2019

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Bonstraz

If someone coughs a lot when they smoke, usually people on their first few trys.

"Haha, hes coughing so much, what a bonstraz."
"Oi mate your such a bonstraz, look at you coughing away"

by Spackary November 24, 2015

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The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.

A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.

by Driptual November 17, 2019

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