Boonies is A derogatory term for a white American that represents retarded, inbred, racist, marries someone that has the same age as their parents , likes shows from Seth Macfarlane, and incest or zoophile or pedophile.
"Did you hear chris chan got arrested for rapeing his mom."

" yeah I'm not surprised his family is a bunch of boonies."
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When a girl is sitting (or quite possibly standing) and by the way her pants have settled or bunched up, it appears as if she has a...ahem....hard-on.
Whoa, she has a major boony.
by Amber January 6, 2004
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Any persons who were employeed by Fort Harrod Drama Productions Inc. of Harrodsburg, Kentucky for sole purpose of producing outdoor drama - theatrical productions including but not limited to "The Legend of Daniel Boone," "Shadows in the Forrest," "Daniel Boone- The Man & The Legend"
"The Boonies kicked Tecumseh's ass in bowling!"
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A name for an ugly queer, who is also fat.
"I am so god damn sexy!"

"Fuck no, you're a fuckin boony!"
by DeVaSTaTiOn May 1, 2005
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The best looking member on the ebaumsworld.com forum. He's hilarious, cool, and good looking.
Everytime boony posts I get a hard on the doesn't leave for days.
by uhm... eva monkey April 12, 2005
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Also spelled "The Booneys," this catchy saying is used to describe something in the middle of nowhere or something in a country, farm, or hick-town-like location.
Pamela: I almost couldn't find Starbucks; My GPS couldn't even find it.
Lisa: I know, that Starbucks is out in the Boonies!
by Canned Coolwhip October 25, 2010
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A stupid fat motherfucker who thinks he's good looking, but really a loser. He also accuses good people of lying, and demands froof of everything, including what someone had for breakfast.
Stop it, you're being such a Boony today!
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