Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.
Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.
This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).
In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
Compadre’s who enjoy the cold refreshing sweet and delicious nectar know as Boones Farm Wine while together. It is typically consumed among friends while road trippn, tailgate chillin, bon-fires, beaver beatdowns, and or hunting/fishing trips. Also "has" to be used in conjunction with a Mexican huggie.
Popular flavor include:skrawberry hill, fuzzy navel, melon, berry blend and skrawberry daiquiri
Can be found in most gas stations in the malt-liquor section.
Bromigo(driver): Hey dont you think its time to hit some backroads and hammer on some boones!!
Bromigo(shotgun seat): HelltotheYeah!!
Bromigo(driver): Thats what Im talking bout!! Cause we boones friends!!
A form of hysteria in which an erection is the result...To be in boneysteria you must first enter hysteria then when you receive a boner you enter boneysteria.
"Danny why are you acting so weird lately?"
"I don't knowdude. I think i'm in boneysteria.... it's fucked up."