boony

stemming from the term boonies, which usually means the middle of nowhere, a 'boony' is a specific type of person that is ignorant, uninformed, and most likely comes from some small place no one knows about. a boony is usually taken advantage of because they're not very bright.

dave: tf bruh why does the electricity go out when you plug an extra heater in ?
mark: my landlord got some boony ass crackhead to do the wiring and now it's fucked up.

by kenradkenway August 12, 2019

boony

When a girl is sitting (or quite possibly standing) and by the way her pants have settled or bunched up, it appears as if she has a...ahem....hard-on.

Whoa, she has a major boony.

by Amber January 05, 2004

boony

A name for an ugly queer, who is also fat.

"I am so god damn sexy!"

"Fuck no, you're a fuckin boony!"

by DeVaSTaTiOn April 30, 2005

boony

The best looking member on the ebaumsworld.com forum. He's hilarious, cool, and good looking.

Everytime boony posts I get a hard on the doesn't leave for days.

by uhm... eva monkey April 12, 2005

boony

ugly

your shirt is very boony today

by sarah August 19, 2003

boonies

The sticks, in the middle of no where. Usually associated with living out in the country.

Man, I live out in the boonies. It takes an hour an a half to get to the nearest gas station.

by Shelteredashley. November 22, 2002

The boonies

The middle of nowhere; nothing but trees and farms for miles around, maybe a house or two. Children wishing to trick-or-treat must travel 20-30 minutes to their nearest friend's neighborhood, thereby attributing to an overcrowding problem in suburban developments on Halloween

"Hey, wanna go to Billy's house? He just got a new trampoline."

"Nah, it's raining and he lives all the way out in the boonies. Let's just stay here and play Xbox."

"Word. Freedom Fighters rules! When's the sequel coming out?"

"Who knows man, Electronic Arts needs to get on that $hit."

by The Ryno June 01, 2009