Boone's Farm

A relatively cheap alcoholic beverage. Popular among college students. Comes in a suprising variety of fruity flavors.

Boone's Farm-- Drink of choice for 14 year olds and prostitutes.

by Brew Boones September 23, 2008

Boone's Farm

A delicious wine,that is both extremely affordable and available at pretty much any establishment that sells liquor.

Dave: I wanna get my drink on but i spent all my money on this quarter.

John:Well i heard they have Boone's Farm 2 for $5 down at the ghetto mart

Dave:And so our journey begins....

by sir.davey February 23, 2011

Boone's Farm baby

Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.

"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."

by goddambats July 29, 2006

boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.

"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."

by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018

boone's farming

Drinking very cheap - usually with little or no shame. Person doesn't necessarily have to drink Boone's Farm to be accused of the act of "Boone's Farming"

1. Did you see Reggie 'Boone's Farming' at the bar? He must be broke or depressed.

2. I'm going Boone's Farming tonight. I need to get drunk - quick

by April Johnson-Clark March 13, 2008

boones farm

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....

Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.

by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008

boones farm

The best wine ever. I don't care what you wine snob fucks wanna say about it, all I know is that Boones tatse awesome and all that Nappa Valley shit is bitter as fuck.

Come down to my house man, I got enough wine to stay drunk all weekend.

Nah, dude, I hate wine.

It's Boone's Farm, nigga!

I'm there!

by Jack Diesal April 18, 2005