Boomer loop

When a baby boomer repeatedly tries to use modern technology the wrong way and ultimately becomes stuck in a loop.

After retirement, Doug decided to buy a laptop to begin writing a book. Doug being 65 years old and having never used a laptop became stuck in a boomer loop while setting up his microsoft account.

by Murzog July 30, 2021

Boomer Loop

In programming, a boomer loop (sometimes erroneously referred to as a "for loop") would look something like this:

public class urbanDictDef {

public static String boomerMethod(Object boomerloop) {

for(int i=0; i < boomerloop.length; i++) {}

}
}

intern: *stops drooling on himself* "hey Bill, how can I iterate through this array?"

bill: "use a boomer loop, dumbass."

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