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Boogerville 

Washington DC would have been a lot more interesting if it had been designed as Boogerville instead of Washington DC.
The White House would have been the Outhouse in Boogerville, but they had a fancy French designer come in and do it, do you think a French designer really gives a fuck about an American city? Politicans keep saying they're going to change it, but Washington is still not Boogerville, so what has changed?
Boogerville by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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Boogerville 

Washington DC would have been a lot more interesting if it had been designed as Boogerville instead of Washington DC.
The White House would have been the Outhouse in Boogerville, but they had a fancy French designer come in and do it, do you think a French designer really gives a fuck about an American city? Politicans keep saying they're going to change it, but Washington is still not Boogerville, so what has changed? Even a president that farts or burps during a speech would be interesting.
Boogerville by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Boogerville 

A lot of people claim to be from hell to sound tougher. Then there are some of us who come from Boogerville, and saw at least one kid at school get his head flushed down the toilet.
Boogerville by Solid Mantis March 8, 2021

Boogerville 

People want to change everything but the name of Washington DC. Boogerville seems like a good enough name for Washington, with an evil president named Boogermeister.
Boogerville is not a bad name for the nation's capital.

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
Pontiac Bonerville by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

booneville 

Boring nothing to do town! Everyone knows your business instead of there own! The most excitement happens at Dodges or Northeast!!
This is so Booneville.
booneville by ME TOO TOO August 17, 2008

BURGERVILLE 

The best fucking place to get hambugers and shit...
"I want the best fucking half pound colossal burget I can get, lets go to Burgerville."
BURGERVILLE by Burgerville Beotch February 21, 2009