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Booger Bear 

Southern.

1. An imagined monster. similar to the "Boogy man",(or, as in the south "Booger Man") except outdoors.

2. the cause of dog's agitated barking, when no obvious reason presents itself.

3. In a variation of tag, the player (usually a boy) who is "It" hides in the backyard, while the other players (usually girls) lock arms and skip around the house starting from the front yard, singing "Ain't no booger bears out tonight, 'cause Daddy killed them all"

...the "Booger Bear" then leaps from hiding and chases them.
a rustle in the underbrush, at twilight or after dark may be only the wind, or it may be a Booger Bear.
Booger Bear by Alaric23 May 14, 2011

Booger bear 

What tysons Mom calls him
Mommy loves you Booger bear
Booger bear by Tysontheman123 May 29, 2018

Booger Bear 

A beautiful girl that belongs to Colby and is the most beautiful as sweet as specialist girl in the world
Booger Bear by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021

Booger Bear Baby 

A girl that belongs to Colby that has a nice ass and no one else can touch
Damn did you see that booger bear baby
Booger Bear Baby by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021

booger bears

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"
booger bears by assman February 10, 2004

boozer bear 

A Kingdom of Loathing player that has been around forever and probaly will be. Because Boozer has been playing for so long, his is more item rich than anyone else.
Boozer Bear just drove up the price of ramen! That bastard!
boozer bear by Weens September 25, 2005
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