It’s when you wake up and you’re coughing and you’re smoking pot and drinking coffee and all of a sudden, a surge of boogers fled your nose and you’re looking for something to blow your nose on your wiping your nose on your hand and all of a sudden you flick a booger on the wall and then you go to move and you see all these spots on your wall next to your bed and you realized that you’ve suffered several booger attacks in the last decade that that’s when your boogers start flooding and run out of your face and you can’t find a Kleenex so you wipe it on your hand and flick it on the wall and then you have a booger attack on your wall that you have to wipe off before you move out
by SomeWomanNamedTeresaInNebraska January 23, 2026
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