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Everything is boobment. Your cars, family, divorce papers and even your whole life. Sponsored by Boobment. Boobment: What came from two drunk protagonists at 2 am who lost their minds and wanted to combine the two words bamboozle and movement and came up with Boobment. These two drunk retards lived happily ever after, they got wives, houses, pregnancy tests ALL sponsored by Boobment. We live on earth? No, Boobment. We worship god? No, Boobment is our god. Boobment is love, Boobment is life.
Person 1: Yooo you heard of that one new video game comin out?
Boobment ambassador: But is it sponsored by Boobment?
Person 1: What is that?
Boobment ambassador: You uncultured SWINE!! Don't talk to me or my son again.
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boobement 

That dynamic, unique, juggling, complex motion of boobs as a woman jumps, jogs, or walks. The word saves people from saying 'movement of boobs', a rather awkward phrase that usually needs awkward hand motion to get your point across in public.
ex)
A: Do you remember the boobement of Angelina Jolie at the end of Tomb Raider?
B: Yeah, but I personally think the boobement of Pamela on Baywatch had more impact on the general audience.
boobement by CatExpert December 4, 2013

Boobmetize 

The act of hypnotizing a man with your boobs.
Jane: Did you see me boobmetize that cop outta that ticket?
Boobmetize by JokerDragon September 18, 2011
1. A bruhment spoken by a boomer. The rules of bruhment still apply here, only now if the person committing the actual bruh moment is over 39, it is officially a booment.
2. An extremely powerful boomer moment. You know these when they happen, so you must act appropriately.
Grandpa: "It's 'before' not 'B4!' I speak English not Bingo!"
Your Friend behind his back: "booment."
booment by Hudson Yelnats July 19, 2019

boobcentric 

someone who's actions or words are focused on or towards female breasts.
A little boy on a street corner, held up a sign saying "Show me your boobs if you hate racism".. that kid is wiley and boobcentric!

Boobament 

The act of complimenting a women's jugs.
"Oh god, look at those, ima go boobament that chick"
Boobament by ge0rge209 February 8, 2010