Boobiquitous Gaze 

A term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs. When such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject's eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome boobs.

Note to self: Never take Johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze.

Boobiquitous Gaze by Bill Jones, Sr. September 19, 2009