Definition: (n.) The phenomenon where a boomer (a person typically born between 1946 and 1964) abruptly halts their movement—whether walking, driving, or entering a facility—to scan their surroundings, oblivious to the flow of people or traffic behind them, causing a bottleneck or disruption.
I was rushing to catch my flight, but got stuck behind a Boomer Dam at the airport entrance when a couple stopped dead in the doorway to check their tickets.
Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!
"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he'salways trying to be slick about things."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).