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bongload 

noun: a portion of marijuana somewhat compacted to fit into the bowl of a bong. The size of a bongload can range as small as a bee and as large as a couple pieces of chewing gum.

(If the bowl is overflowing with marijuana, you must call it a domer)
Pack me a bongload, Pancho, for my bong needs loading.
bongload by Androp July 25, 2006

Bongloarding 

Longboarding while stoned. One of the few ways to make longboarding thrilling in the flat Midwest.
At approximately 4:30 pm one may get the urge to go Bongloarding
Bongloarding by Splatttttttt October 5, 2010
To take a bong hit from a gravity bong.
-Yo man, you down for some bongloids after work?

-Does the pope shit in the woods?
Bongloid by Herdman November 10, 2009

bong lord 

A common Dan, that likes to smoke the bong every day of the week. "What a bong lord" said by many people about the common Dan.
"What a hard-kid"
"I know it's Dan, he's a bong lord"
bong lord by Ococidine December 14, 2013

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.
If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

Creamy bongload 

when you are giving a guy a handjob or blow job then he sticks the end of his dick into the down stem right before he explodes in your face then you suck it up like its the fattest rip ever.
Man Shadawn Moskar took the best Creamy bongload ever last night.
Creamy bongload by dew draly May 19, 2009
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