Bong Loard 

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

Bong Loard by Wam Cest June 6, 2019

bong load 

The amount of weed that fits in your bong. Like in a pipe you smoke weed by the bowlful. In a bong you smoke weed by the bong load.

My roommates and I smoked 8 bong loads last night.

bong load by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

bong load 

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

bong load by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

bongload 

noun: a portion of marijuana somewhat compacted to fit into the bowl of a bong. The size of a bongload can range as small as a bee and as large as a couple pieces of chewing gum.

(If the bowl is overflowing with marijuana, you must call it a domer)

Pack me a bongload, Pancho, for my bong needs loading.

bongload by Androp July 25, 2006

Bongloarding 

Longboarding while stoned. One of the few ways to make longboarding thrilling in the flat Midwest.

At approximately 4:30 pm one may get the urge to go Bongloarding

Bongloarding by Splatttttttt October 5, 2010

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

cheese covered bongload by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

Creamy bongload 

when you are giving a guy a handjob or blow job then he sticks the end of his dick into the down stem right before he explodes in your face then you suck it up like its the fattest rip ever.

Man Shadawn Moskar took the best Creamy bongload ever last night.

Creamy bongload by dew draly May 19, 2009