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bong hit 

Smoking weed out of a bong. The proper way to do it is put a bit of tobacco at the bottom, and fill the rest of the bowl with weed. Then take the whole hit at once and clear the bowl in one breath. Guaranteed to knock you off your feet.
Dude #1 - What are you guys up to?
Dude #2 - Just chillin, doing some bong hits.
bong hit by ianW March 7, 2005

Bong Hit 

1. In the event of smoking a bong
2. To take a break, avoid doing something, or take leave
3. So express that something is not going well
1. Person 1: After this what are we doing
Person 2: I was thinking of taking a bong hit (or thinking of bong hitting)
(or)
Person 1: You're a bong hitter!

2. Person 1: dude, lets bong hit.
Person 2: Yea man, before she tells us to clean again
(or)
Person 2: Yea man, that was tiring

3. Person 1: This parties a bong hitter
Person 2: Ya dude this place sucks lets bong hit
Bong Hit by BongHitter April 1, 2009

Bong Hit 

Percussive term for a simultaneous bass drum and gong impact.
I can’t believe he missed the bong hit at letter G.
Bong Hit by BigSDawg95 May 18, 2019

Bong Hit Transplant 

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.
Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

bong hit points 

The amount of hits one can effectively get out of there bong without having to reload the bong.
Terry: Crap, this isn't good, we have 2 hours til the concert and 3 bong hit points left between the 2 of us,

Jordan: Quick use bong heal

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit 

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.
Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit