Boner thoughts
Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.
Boner thoughts by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018
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Boner Thought
Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.
Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?
Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.
Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?
Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.
Boner Thought by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014
Related Words
Boner Thought • Thought Boner • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face • boner-rific • Boner Trap • Boner Boy
Thought Boner
Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"
Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"
Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"
Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
Thought Boner by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011
Thought Boner
A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
Thought Boner by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018
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