Boner thoughts 

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

Boner thoughts by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

Boner Thought by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

Thought Boner 

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

Thought Boner by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011

Thought Boner 

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

Thought Boner by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018