The effort of trying to make it look like you aren't just talking to no one at the bar and acting like a "boner".
Vernon noticed that all he was doing in the semi-empty bar was talking to his friend Cecil and not making efforts to talk to women. He threw both elbows on the bar and attempted to look cool. Vernon noticed his own awkwardness and fell into Boner Protection as an escape route.
by DeJon Niffirg February 22, 2026
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