Boner Rip 

Something common at the University of Oregon where inbetween football games and going out for the night you get a strong erection that needs attention and can only be described as ripping your boner.

Hey, I'll meet you at the bar later. After watching those cheerleaders at the game I need a good Boner Rip before I go out!

Boner Rip by Watchin Timmy Throw Strikes September 16, 2010

skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

skin-ripping boner by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

Ripskin Boner 

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.

1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.

Ripskin Boner by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009

rips yo bones 

A threat that you will rip their bones from their body.

As in "I is gonna rips yo bones Jigga What"

rips yo bones by crazyweasel October 14, 2006