Boner Jones 

A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!

Boner Jones by GooseBombBrothers December 17, 2011

Jon Bones Jones 

The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.

Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !

Jon Bones Jones by BlankMan187 April 4, 2011

skinny bones jones 

A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.

Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.

That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.

skinny bones jones by tadowta June 20, 2006

Luke "Bones" Jones 

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

Luke "Bones" Jones by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

Bare Bone Jones 

Having sex with a girl without a condom.

-I put it in her bare bone jones.
-Did you hit it? Yeah I hit that bare bone jones.
-It feels so much better to bang a girl bare bone jones.

Bare Bone Jones by B. Anthony February 28, 2009

jones for your bones 

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.

"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."

jones for your bones by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006

Bone Jonesing 

When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.

Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.

Bone Jonesing by Anti Webster January 27, 2011