Boner Gram

The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.

Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!

by MDubyaC June 3, 2020

bonergrab

When someone grabs a mans boner, usually when there naked and squeezing it as hard as they can making this male in loads of pain.

My girlfriend and I were walking down the street and she notices that I have a boner. She then pulls down my shorts and my underwear exposing my boner and then gives me the worst bonergrab I have ever gotten. I then fall to the ground in loads of pain. Then she lifts me up and knees me in the balls continuously. I then fall to the ground and I land flat on my balls, crushing them which hurt even more. Everyone was watching and it was so embarrassing and painful.

by frozensword14 August 3, 2016

Bonergram

Something that really good friends send over when a female friend is craving the D and is too lazy (or drunk or both) to make an effort to get laid. Usually in the form of a male companion ready to bone.

Girl: I'm drunk, horny and too lazy to make an effort. Going to go home alone.
Friend: Sending you a Bonergram in 15 minutes, enjoy.

by textsfromthedutty April 24, 2014

bonergraph

the picture taken of your own penis

I will forward you my bonergraph so you can decide for yourself.

by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 6, 2012