Boner Gram
Boner Gram by MDubyaC June 3, 2020
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bonergrab
When someone grabs a mans boner, usually when there naked and squeezing it as hard as they can making this male in loads of pain.
My girlfriend and I were walking down the street and she notices that I have a boner. She then pulls down my shorts and my underwear exposing my boner and then gives me the worst bonergrab I have ever gotten. I then fall to the ground in loads of pain. Then she lifts me up and knees me in the balls continuously. I then fall to the ground and I land flat on my balls, crushing them which hurt even more. Everyone was watching and it was so embarrassing and painful.
bonergrab by frozensword14 August 3, 2016
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Bonergram
Something that really good friends send over when a female friend is craving the D and is too lazy (or drunk or both) to make an effort to get laid. Usually in the form of a male companion ready to bone.
Girl: I'm drunk, horny and too lazy to make an effort. Going to go home alone.
Friend: Sending you a Bonergram in 15 minutes, enjoy.
Friend: Sending you a Bonergram in 15 minutes, enjoy.
Bonergram by textsfromthedutty April 24, 2014
bonergraph
bonergraph by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 6, 2012
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!