A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.
While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.
by Eddamommy October 19, 2019
Get the Bondo Barbiemug.