Boingoat

A friend who calms you down. They often don’t do a good job of it, but you appreciate the effort.

I was freaking out about the cops getting called after I set off some fireworks in town, but then James started talking about some niche anime shit to take my mind off it. It didn’t help but he’s still my Boingoat.

by PlzLetMeGetAwayWithThis December 14, 2020

boingdat

An unathletic black person

I didn't realize he was a boingdat until I saw he couldn't dribble a freakin basketball!

by T-Good January 2, 2009