Bob's Law 

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.

My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !

Bob's Law by karmagotcha June 3, 2018

Bob's Law 

Bob's Law states that smoke detector batteries will only run out and start beeping in the middle of the night. Coined by Bob Dodge on a sleepless night of August 1, 2008.

My smoke detector started beeping at 3am last night. It's Bob's Law.

Bob's Law by BobTheBruin September 28, 2008

Not-Bob's Law

Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.

If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.

Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*

Not-Bob's Law by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005