Bob's Law
Bob's Law by karmagotcha June 3, 2018
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Bob's Law
Bob's Law states that smoke detector batteries will only run out and start beeping in the middle of the night. Coined by Bob Dodge on a sleepless night of August 1, 2008.
Bob's Law by BobTheBruin September 28, 2008
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Not-Bob's Law
Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.
If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
Not-Bob's Law by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005
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