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Blueball Queen 

A somewhat pleasant woman with a weak pussy. Pretty much, a Blueball Queen is one of two things

1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)

2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.

Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)
1) This girl I met is such a BlueBall Queen, I went up in her and she came 3 times so quickly and couldn't take my piece anymore so she made me stop and my balls ached afterwards. How selfish of her

2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!

3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!

4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!
Blueball Queen by Chief Lotsadough February 24, 2018
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