When you have blue balls and have to dry hump your pillow because your girlfriend won't put out.
That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)