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The closest female analogue to the male condition "blue balls". This can include intense sexual desire, aching from physical manipulation with failure to climax, or the feelings of disappointment and frustration that stem from an overall lack of sexual satisfaction.

"He was going down on me, but we were interrupted when my friend stumbled in the room. I have the worst case of blue button right now!!"

"I haven't had sex in a year - I seriously need some lovin' to get over this blue button bout."

blue button by MT Boston December 22, 2008

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Blue button

Pressing the blue button on messenger sending a picture of someone vaping to one of their parents when they’re not allowed to

Cole I swear I’m gonna press the blue button if you don’t climb out your window

Blue button by hudsonp.a January 21, 2025

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Blue Belly Button

A phrase used for when you notice you've been working at Best Buy too long, and you come home after every shift to find a piece of blue lint lodged in your navel.

Mother: What's that blue thing sticking out of your belly button, son?
Son: Ah, that's the dreaded blue belly button I always get now from working at Best Buy too long.

Blue Belly Button by Commodore Barry July 17, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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