Cool Whip is the stuff you find in the grocery store freezer section that comes in a plastic Blue and White Tub. Whipped cream is found in the dairy section and comes in an aeros
You probably have tons of recipes that utilizes its creamy, delicious goodness, but we bet that are a few things you didn’t know about Cool Whip. That little Blue and White Tub is famous for being used as storage solutions for knick-knacks, doo-dads, and other kitschy items, but we think it’s safe
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.