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Blue poon 

To "blue ball" a woman. When you can't pleasure a woman to full satisfaction which ultimately leads to her not being able to orgasm.
"finish what you started asshole and don't blue poon me"
Blue poon by proudropanimal March 21, 2010

Blue poon 

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.
You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?
Blue poon by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018

Blue pool 

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.
yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.

Blue man needs to poop 

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
Function: noun
Plural Form: bluepoofs
Etymology: English

1: an attractive woman who rides a sportbike, especially over long distances, and is capable of working on her own motorcycle.
1. That bluepoof has been wrenching on her bike for an upcoming trip.
bluepoof by Admiral Asshat August 24, 2004

bluepool 

Bluepooling refers to the action of producing a result, whatever the cost. Derived from the concept of getting a pool blue, whatever it takes. Chlorine and blue dye could have the same result, a blue pool.
Bob: Peter, I need this house built by tomorrow please/
Peter: Sure, I'll bluepool it, I have some silly putty and cardboard lying around
Bob: Just make sure it can stand up to tornados
Peter: Kill me now.
bluepool by IOMarlon November 10, 2017