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Blue Poo 

When you eat so much candy in one sitting that your shit is somehow blue
"Yo, Halloween night was crazy!"

"I know dude! I had so much candy I had a Blue Poo
Blue Poo by Lol_I_AteYourCat November 7, 2019
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Blue poon 

To "blue ball" a woman. When you can't pleasure a woman to full satisfaction which ultimately leads to her not being able to orgasm.
"finish what you started asshole and don't blue poon me"
Blue poon by proudropanimal March 21, 2010

Blue poon 

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.
You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?
Blue poon by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018

Blue pool 

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.
yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.

Blue man needs to poop 

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
Function: noun
Plural Form: bluepoofs
Etymology: English

1: an attractive woman who rides a sportbike, especially over long distances, and is capable of working on her own motorcycle.
1. That bluepoof has been wrenching on her bike for an upcoming trip.
bluepoof by Admiral Asshat August 24, 2004

bluepool 

Bluepooling refers to the action of producing a result, whatever the cost. Derived from the concept of getting a pool blue, whatever it takes. Chlorine and blue dye could have the same result, a blue pool.
Bob: Peter, I need this house built by tomorrow please/
Peter: Sure, I'll bluepool it, I have some silly putty and cardboard lying around
Bob: Just make sure it can stand up to tornados
Peter: Kill me now.
bluepool by IOMarlon November 10, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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